Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Does Dionysus Have A Mean Streak?



Because Cargill is making a mean steak.

As we all know, back in the day, when men wore togas when they weren't throwing the discus naked, the gods were not to be fucked with. Sure, you could try and tempt God, but you'd end up marrying your mom and killing your dad.

Any chance the CEO of Cargill is unknowingly sleeping with his mom tonight? In yet another attempt to tweak Mother Nature's design the greedy bastard, that is named Cargill, is using genes to enhance the quality of its beef.

Click here for the story.

Well, this is a market-driven idea and the market will determine whether or not this project is successful. If you are troubled by what Cargill is doing, let them know by buying free range, organic beef and chicken. Until Dionysus is resurrected and he dishes out some Greek God justice on Cargill, voting with our dollars is the best solution we have right now.



End of self-righteous sermon.

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